Once you start writing limericks, it's hard to stop.



Let’s hear it for Congressman Tom
to donor tycoons he’s the bomb!
            but your parts are lady?
            his policy’s shady—
he’d force you to call yourself mom.





We’re all agreed
it isn’t Reed
it isn’t Reed
we want or need
we want and need
to just be freed
at last be freed
from Reed,
agreed?



They came, they saw, they cackled, all
with rhymes and bumper stickers
they raised some dough
for hope to grow
and give Reed twisted knickers



Pardon my assonance
and ditto the crassonance
            but what kind of chump
            hooks up with a Trump?
Tom Reed! Now, that’s bona fide jackassonance.




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