Johnny The Appleseed Boy
Here's an old favorite of mine. I wrote this long poem in the 1990s, when Bull and I owned a preschool, Moonwhistle School, in San Francisco. I wanted the Moonwhistle kids to know about Johnny Appleseed, so I tried to imagine him as a child.
Johnny, the Appleseed Boy
Mr. and Mrs. Doogitalong
were in love with the traveling life.
With a horse and a cart and a jig-a-jig
song
they were happy as husband and wife.
They would ramble from pillar to parlor
to post
making hats for the rich and the
frisky.
The people would dine them on cinnamon
toast,
apple pie, sweet potatoes and whiskey.
In a buckboard they jiggered all over
the land
’til a little bird cautioned the
missus,
“There's a tiny dear fellow, you'll
soon understand,
needing homestead, and hearth song, and
kisses.”
“Trade your house for our horse!” cried
the Doogitalongs,
for their days on the road now were
numbered.
And they worked up a passel of Mother
Goose songs,
and they gave up the life unencumbered.
There were bunnies and blankies and
booties and such
in a room with a moon in the window.
And the mom ate for two ’til her knees
wouldn’t touch,
while the dad let a beard on his chin
grow.
When at last he was there with his
shock of red hair
and a smile like the first day of
summer,
“Call him Johnny,” they said, “Oh, his
eyebrows are red.
He’s so cute when he’s sucking his
thumber!”
Well, that baby he grew! By the time he
was two
he was making a ruckus at dinner.
If they gave him strained plums, he
would twiddle his thumbs,
pinch his snorter, and sputter his
grinner.
Even worse were tomatoes or smashed up
potatoes,
he’d fling them all over the place.
So they tried possum stew and a puddin’
or two…
he just slapped ’em all over his face.
“This is it!” cried the mom, “here’s
your last bowl of goo.”
And that baby, as usual, poured it
on his head, on the floor—Mama made for
the door.
Johnny tasted ... he smiled ... he
adored it!
“Gimme more!” Johnny chirped, “Gimme
more more more more!”
and the mom, flying back, gladly gave
it.
It was sweet applesauce that the boy
clamored for,
and he ate, crying “Deesh um my favit!”
He ate warm apple muffins and hot apple
stuffins
and pancakes with applesauce middles.
He had apple p’sketty and brown apple
Betty,
jist nothin’ but apples for vittles!
When the young’un was three, at his
grandmother’s knee
chomping down on a fat red Delicious,
Johnny saw something fall, something
black, it was small.
He examined it, kinda suspicious.
“’Tis a seed,” said his Granny, “I know
it’s uncanny,
but nature’s great myst’ry is in it.
Jist you coax it, my dear, you’ll grow
apples right here.
We could plant it in less than a
minute.”
So they raised up a shoot with a long,
thirsty root,
and it grew side by side with its
keeper.
Inch by inch both grew tall and, by
gosh, every fall
there were apples yay-deep, sometimes
deeper!
Now, young John was a schemer, a
far-flung daydreamer—
(not once did his parents suspect’m).
With each apple’s pleasure, the seeds
he would treasure,
he’d dry’m and then he’d collect’m.
To the attic he’d prance, apple seeds
in his pants,
apple blossoms abloom in his fancy.
On a map he would roam over hills far
from home
planting trees from West Floom to East
Clancy.
When at last he was grown and his plans
were full blown,
fump, fump, fump bumped a bag down the
staircase.
Johnny loosened the knot, shouting
“Look what I’ve got!”
Ma and Pa knew those seeds weren’t for
their place.
“Whoa now, Son!” pled the dad—it was Ma said,
“I’m glad
Johnny’s got ’im a dream to go chasin’.
We were young once,” she said, “with
the ground for our bed,
and that road for our dearest
relation.”
“Johnny’s got in his heart the old feel
of the cart,
plus an ear for the lore of a stranger.
It’s a vision, y'see, apple tree,
apple tree!
There’s a sweet life, one not rife with
danger.”
Johnny kissed them farewell, and he
felt a tear swell,
his excitement all mixed up with
sorrow.
With the seeds in his sack hanging over
his back
Johnny leaned toward a red ripe
tomorrow.
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